I have been considering shaving off all my hair for a while… not quite completely, maybe just a number 4 all over or something. This is mainly because my hair gets very unruly if I don’t wash it every day, which I’m apparently not really supposed to do… something to do with essential oils, I think. (As opposed to non-essential oils?)
Anyway, because I am a logical chap, I have considered the pros and cons carefully. I present them here, in case anyone else is having the same dilemma.
Pro: Hair won’t be crazy and unmanageable.
Con: I will likely spend hours just stroking my head as it will feel all fuzzy.
Pro: Saves the cost of a haircut.
Con: Not contributing to the GDP is probably unpatriotic.
Con: Will need to shave face more often, as stubble will be more obvious.
Pro: Easy fancy dress option as Walter White.
Con: Head will get cold in the winter.
Pro: No hat hair from wooly hat.
Con: Head will burn in the summer.
Pro: No hat hair from sun hat.
Con: Might terrify son.
Pro: He’s more likely to wake his mother in the mornings.
Pro: Might look badass.
Con: Might look like an alien.
In conclusion, it’s pretty much a wash… but since a wash is essentially what I’m trying to avoid, I think I’ll go ahead and shave it off.