Those twenty sides; a glory to behold.
In D&D there’s nothing they can’t do.
Now don’t screw up on this important roll.
Oh darn it all… I’ve gone and rolled a two!
D6’s now, they simply are the best,
Especially if you’re rolling nine or ten.
They make a lovely clatter on the desk.
That ogre chief won’t bother you again.
The other dice are really not that neat,
Unless you’re being chased by hobbit folk.
D4’s will stick right in their little feet,
So chuck ’em down behind you as you go.
I’ll tell you though, what would be really nice;
I’d like to own a hundred sided dice.